Mr Scratchings don't scratch my back

My fourth review is for Mr Scratchings' Hot and Spicy Pork Crackling.

Flavour: 3/5 - I think I would've liked these if they weren't advertised as hot and spicy. I was expecting a lot of spice but it was actually very mild. A bit too mild really! Perhaps there was a lot more spice but they just didn't stick to the scratching?

Texture: 4/5 - The texture was really nice, crunchy without being too hard. The only reason I knocked off a point is that most of the pieces were too small.

Aesethics: 3/5 - The packaging is appealing, they look upmarket without being porktensous, however most the pieces are quite small and considering they are meant to be chilli, I would've expected them to be darker.

Verdict: 3/5 swines - false advertising.

Would I have them again? Sorry but no.